[Top ten excuses for not doing math homework]
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
Today is Isaac Newton’s birthday.
I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t actually reach
it.
I have the proof, but there isn’t room to write it in this margin.
I was watching the All Star Game and got tied up trying to prove where the
foul lines converged.
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
I couldn’t figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the
square root of negative one.
I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest
of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this
morning I couldn’t find it.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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