03/08/10 Grif.Net – Collecting Unemployment

03/08/10 Grif.Net – Collecting Unemployment

HardPreacher in Virginia found out I was turning 62 this week and starting
on Social Security. So He wrote his experience with the government . . .

“I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady
said, ‘Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.’

So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English
and has no clue who his daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see
what it takes to qualify.

My dog gets his first check Friday. Is this a great country or what?”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”