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01/29/10 Grif.Net – Growing Older

01/29/10 Grif.Net – Growing Older

[Bob J forwarded these very astute observations on growing older]

~Your kids are becoming you and you don’t like them, but your grandchildren
are perfect!

~When people say you look “Great”, they always add “for your age!”

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of
losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than you do in bed.

~Remember when your mother said “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an
accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

~You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married. Now, “I hope they STAY
married!”

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it
anywhere.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, 2 of which you will never wear.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”