[Actual remarks made by soccer commentators – forwarded to me by someone who
mistakenly thinks I care about soccer]
1. Well, it is Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way,
I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
5. Well, it’s a fabulous kaleidoscope of color – almost all the Brazilians
are wearing yellow shirts.
6. If that had gone in, it would definitely have been a goal.
7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn’t here today, which strongly
suggests that he may be elsewhere.
8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to
score two to win.
9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there
were eight.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”