Hey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew!
I was so enthralled I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to Jerry
Falwell.
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School
class.
Forget the denominational minimum salary: let’s pay our pastor so he can
live like we do.
I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!
Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
stewardship campaign!
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given