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Leward asked, “Did you hear NASA is planning to send cows into orbit to test the effects of weightlessness on milk production? It’ll be the herd shot round the world. Sorry, I know that is udderly awful… ” Brother, I think I’ll moo-ve on quickly. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus…

I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends. “First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.” “Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his…

[Possum was doing interviews on hiring another worker] “Where did you receive your training?” “Yale.” “That super! And what’s your full name?” “Yim Yohnson.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

Who REALLY loves you? This test really works! If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? See what I mean? ~~ Dr…

This is a most remarkable puzzle. It was found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket on a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much; he passed it on to some friends. One friend from Illinois worked on this while…

In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him, but the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of…

“No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.” or “The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

[After reading “RBS Tabletalk” magazine I was challenged as to my list of “New Year’s Resolutions” today. Trust this summary will challenge yours.] MY RESOLUTIONS FOR 2008 #1- Resolved to “lose weight” #2- Resolved to “manage debt” #3- Resolved to “save money” #4- Resolved to “get in better physical shape”…

A dear little lady who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by her absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the pastor went to see her. He found her in excellent health, so the pastor asked, “How come after all these years we…

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking the beans (FROM COLOMBIA), he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer…

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR THE COMING YEAR? Try it without looking at the answers…… 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator) 4) You’ll get a 2 or 3…

[The final serious Grif.Net of the Christmas Season is one of the best loved stories] Bobby was getting cold sitting out in his back yard in the snow. Bobby didn’t wear boots; he didn’t like them and anyway he didn’t own any. The thin sneakers he wore had a few…

It’s just a small, white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas—oh, not the true meaning of…