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[We’ll give some salient fact and you simply choose which President of the USA fits the bill. Some easy; some tough.] 1. President with the most children (15) 2. First President born in the United States (not England or a colony) 3. Won with a unanimous electoral vote 4. First…

In our college restroom, the Dean placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it — “Think!” The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign…

On the door of an office in the Faculty Bay was the sign: Putting the “K” Back in Kwality. Of course, on my door are the words: Putting the “FUN” Back in Dysfunctional. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

One of my colleagues writes that this true story occurred during her stint of jury duty: I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, “Do any of you here today dislike…

Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches. And you can…

Our English prof wrote the words, “woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I…

Overheard at graduation. A student wrote home about final exam results: “Dad, I got a 100 on my tests today!” Boy, was his father proud! As the school year was over, Dad came to visit campus and learn more about the great work his boy did. It was only after…

TOP 10 THINGS MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

A recent college graduate took a new job in hilly Pittsburg and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less onerous, he invited several of his coworkers to share the ride. He soon found, however, that the…

Lou goes to the doctor’s office complaining of not feeling well. The doctor runs some test on him and in a few minutes comes back in. The doctor says, “Lou, sit down. I’ve got some really bad news. You don’t have much time to live.” Lou is obviously upset about…

I hereby officially TENDER MY RESIGNATION as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and…

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, “Let my brother have the first pancake. I…

[As you may already know, Haiku has 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. Here are some suggestions.] OPTIONS Unemployment’s out. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Neighbor kid’s been playing with Gasoline again REMORSE A…