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This week we focus on some oddities of places, names, etc, dealing with our beloved USA. What City is generally known by its nickname? (These are a bit easier than Monday) Ex: The Big Apple Ans: New York City 1. Windy City 2. Big D 3. Motown 4. Oil City…

This week we shall focus on some oddities of places, names, etc, dealing with our beloved USofA. Enjoy poking fun at ourselves! In what state might you find a city/town by this name? Ex: Truth or Consequences Ans: New Mexico 1. Embarrass 2. Intercourse 3. Monkey’s Eyebrow 4. Hell 5.…

Thomas Jefferson is credited with the following wise (and prophetic) statements. “When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.” “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give…

Leward asked, “Did you hear NASA is planning to send cows into orbit to test the effects of weightlessness on milk production? It’ll be the herd shot round the world. Sorry, I know that is udderly awful… ” Brother, I think I’ll moo-ve on quickly. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus…

I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends. “First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.” “Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his…

[Possum was doing interviews on hiring another worker] “Where did you receive your training?” “Yale.” “That super! And what’s your full name?” “Yim Yohnson.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

Who REALLY loves you? This test really works! If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? See what I mean? ~~ Dr…

This is a most remarkable puzzle. It was found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket on a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much; he passed it on to some friends. One friend from Illinois worked on this while…

In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him, but the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of…

“No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.” or “The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin “Jesus knows me, this I love”

[After reading “RBS Tabletalk” magazine I was challenged as to my list of “New Year’s Resolutions” today. Trust this summary will challenge yours.] MY RESOLUTIONS FOR 2008 #1- Resolved to “lose weight” #2- Resolved to “manage debt” #3- Resolved to “save money” #4- Resolved to “get in better physical shape”…

A dear little lady who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by her absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the pastor went to see her. He found her in excellent health, so the pastor asked, “How come after all these years we…

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking the beans (FROM COLOMBIA), he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer…