[My tax advisor is not making a lot of cents, but I’ll share the wealth of
ideas he shared with me.]
There incomes a time in every person’s life when they become mired in
a hole world of debt, and at the expense of being cliche, ‘The only sure
thing in life is death of taxes’.
People spend more time making money and paying taxes when they
audit slow down a bit and take stock in what they have.
Personally, I think that kids that go to college and belong to
fraternal organizations should pay the burden of the taxes, hence,
I am all for any candidate that supports a Frat tax.
I would also be inclined to support a candidate who supports a tax
plan that would base a person’s tax rate on how much they weigh.
This would be known as the Fat tax plan. This would encourage people
to become fiscally fit.
One type of tax always amazes me. I mean why should anyone have
to pay taxes to support a tree. I am, of course, referring to
the FICUS tax that you always see on your pay stub. I am all for
saving trees but why should I have to fork over more green
for a particular one?
Another question comes to mind. By knocking off his wife, has OJ
slashed his tax bill in half? Is this fair? Personally, I don’t
think its a very knife thing to do. I mean why should he get to
have his taxes Cut. Personally, I think the government should
get a bigger Slice of the pie from him than me.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given