Today is our anniversary. We’ve been happily married 3 years now. (We’ve
been married 39 years, but I said “happily”.)
Here are a couple old-couple jokes . . .
I remember the time I tried to help by doing my own laundry. I threw my
favorite sweat-shirt in the washer, but with all the buttons and cycles, I
had no clue what to do next. So I shouted to the wife, “What setting do I
use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
Pretty obvious to me. “University of Wisconsin. What now?”
~~
Teresa and I were getting ready for bed the other night. I leaned over and
whispered in her ear, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world.”
She replied, “I’ll miss you…”
~~
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” I said, stepping out of the
shower. “Honey, what do you suppose the neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?”
She looked at me and replied, “Probably that I married you for your money.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”