I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he’s fully
recovered now.
I met a butcher who backed into the sausage grinder and got a little behind
in his work.
I met an optician who fell into the lens-grinding machine and made a
spectacle of himself.
I met a fellow who drove his car into a river in Paris and went in Seine.
I met a poet who locked himself in a church steeple to get inspired.
I met a mathematician who turned off his furnace this winter because he
wanted to be cold and calculating.
I met a Baskin Robbins worker who wanted to learn how to make ice-cream, so
started attending sundae school.
I met a fellow who had kleptomania, but when it got bad he took something
for it.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”