[Back snug at home after 2500+ travel. Visualize 6 grandkids all sitting
around “Grandpa” and singing at the top of our lungs “Grandma’s Feather Bed”
and you can understand the past 10 days! But loved every minute!]
Here are some jokes t0 make the grandkids laugh while I’m gone . . .
Patient – Doctor, you must do something for me. I snore so loudly, I wake
myself up.
Doctor – In that case, I would advise you to sleep in another room.
Pirate – Captain, why are you walking on deck with a paper towel on your
hair?
Captain – Arrrgh, matey, there be a bounty on my head.
Diner – I heard fish is brain food but I don’t really care for it. Any
suggestions?
Waitress – You could always try noodle soup.
Customer – My wife has fallen arches. What do you recommend?
Salesman – Rubber heels
Customer – Okay, but with what?
Grandson – Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Grandpa – It’s too far to walk.
Dad – Our son is so lazy he’s going to the dogs
Mom – He’s even lazier; the dogs will have to come to him.
Sam – Hey, that’s a slick looking watch. How long will it last?
Pam – Not long. Its hours are numbered.
Teacher – Why are you shivering, Bob?
Bob – Must be the zero on my test paper.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”