[Carol forwarded this interesting collection on the subject]
“There are two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and so on.”
— Robert Byrne
“They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick’s Day: the Irish
and the people who drive them home.”
— Conan O’Brien
There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don’t tell people everything you know.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it
should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.
“There are two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing were a
miracle. The other is as if everything were a miracle.”
— Albert Einstein
“There are two kinds of light: the glow that illuminates, and the glare
that obscures.”
— James Thurber
“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that
reflects it.”
— Edith Wharton
In a January CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll, in answer to the question whether
President Bush is a “uniter” or a “divider,” exactly 49 percent of Americans
said he was a uniter, and exactly 49 percent said he was a divider.
— CNN
“There are two kinds of people: some willing to work and the rest willing to
let them.”
— Robert Frost
“There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the
credit.
Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.”
— Indira Gandhi
“There are two kinds of people in the world: the ones that suck the life out
of every day, and the ones that let every day suck the life out of them.”
— Bill Purdin
“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who
know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”
— Oscar Wilde
“There are two kinds of people. Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.”
— Oscar Wilde
There are two types of people: those who believe there are two kinds of
people, and those who know better.
“The world is divided into two types of people: those who love to talk, and
those who hate to listen.”
— James Thorpe
“There are two types of people: those who walk into a room and say, ‘There
you are’, and those who say, ‘Here I am!'”
— Abigail Van Buren
There are two types of software: bad software and the next release.
“There are two types of people: those who have lost data due to a system
crash, and those who will.”
— Mike Epstein
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t
believe this to be a coincidence.
“There are two kinds of people in this world: those with a loaded gun and
those who dig.”
— Clint Eastwood, “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly”
There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who
don’t.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”