[Many wrote after yesterday’s puns and said PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I assume
they were begging for more!]
The police caught a burglar last night when he broke into our home through
the bathroom window.
Evidently he landed on the bathroom scale and gave himself a weigh.
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The price of chess pieces was going up. I had to buy quickly, so I decided
to contact my pawn broker.
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Our local Catholic church has developed a program to bring their
parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”