[A few ba-a-a-a-a-d word plays for July]
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him
very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
~~~
The policeman pulled over a car onto the side of the road and walked over to
the driver. “Do you realize you’ve got two snakes attached to the front of
your car?” he asked.
“It’s all right,” replied the driver. “They’re just my windshield vipers.”
~~
Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They will be for people who love meat tender.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”