Joyce forwarded these “Foxworthy gems”
You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…
You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the News.
The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM is indigestion.
People ask what color your hair USED to be.
You’re proud of your lawnmower.
You start singing along with the elevator music.
You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
You’ve owned clothes so long that they’ve come back into style –TWICE.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You write Thank You notes without being told.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
Others ask for your recipes.
You start Christmas shopping in August.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You point out what buildings used to be where.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”