The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the
top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase “working mother” is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country.
-Elayne Boosler-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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