Subject: True Story of the 3 Bears
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking
up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table; he
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he
squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl, and it is also empty. “Who’s been eating my Porridge?” he
roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, “For goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this?
“It was Momma Bear who got up first”
“It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house”
“It was Momma Bear who made the coffee”
“It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put
everything away”
“It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper”
“It was Momma Bear who already is on the second load of laundry”
“It was Momma Bear who set the table”
“It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled
the cat’s water and food dish”
“And, now that you’ve decided to drag your selves downstairs and grace Momma
Bear’s kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I’m only going
to say this one more time … “I HAVEN’T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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