Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The women’s group voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The pastor-parish relations committee accepted your job
description the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it that they asked the bishop to send a
new minister capable of filling the position.
Good News: You began receiving a free subscription to a magazine courtesy of
you Deaons.
Bad News: It is “U-Haul Times”
Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of the parsonage.
Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad News: You were on vacation.
Good News: The Trustees surprised you by repapering your study.
Bad News: They used road maps from every state in the union, except yours.
Good News: The youth of the church came to your house for a visit.
Bad News: It was in the middle of the night and they were armed with toilet
paper and shaving cream.
Good News: The Church has agreed to send you to the Holy Land for study.
Bad News: They are waiting for war to breakout before sending you.
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Answers from “GREEN” Quiz:
1. Early US currency
GREENBACK
2. Tune of “What Child Is This?”
GREENSLEEVES
3. Trademark of the Minnesota Valley Canning Company of LeSueur
JOLLY GREEN GIANT
4. Scott Evil (Austin Powers)
SETH GREEN
5. Captain Kangaroo’s sidekick
MR GREEN-JEANS
6. Salad Dressing from San Francisco’s Palace Hotel
GREEN GODDESS
7. Motto of Lucky Strike when they changed the color of their packaging
LUCKY STRIKE GREEN HAS GONE TO WAR
8. NYC Central Park restaurant
TAVERN ON THE GREEN
9. Radical eco-terrorists who think they’re saving the environment
GREENPEACE
10. Tom Hanks movie
THE GREEN MILE
11. Arnold Ziffel’s home
GREEN ACRES
12. Steeler with the most famous Coke commercial in history
‘MEAN JOE’ GREEN
13. Spirit in the Sky was his #1
NORMAN GREENBAUM
14. Vince Lombardi’s team
GREEN BAY PACKERS
15. Cooked kale
COLLARD GREENS
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given