[I am on many on-line forums so see some clever signature “tag lines” or
one-liners that I’ve enjoyed. Most a little warped; some barbed. Here are
some examples.]
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Fundamentalism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I am not unemployed. I am a consultant
I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall.he was pushed.
I was born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Dyslexics Untie!
My reality check bounced
Sorry. I’m lost in thought. Unfamiliar territory
If the music’s too loud you’re too old
Subvert the dominant paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Chicken Little was right
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
My present tag line?
I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than go for a drive with Ted Kennedy
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given