A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?”
Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on granddad’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound
like a frog?”
“A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.”
Perplexed, the child asked, “Grandpa, will you please MAKE a sound like a
frog?”
Baffled, her granddad said, “Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound
like a frog?”
And the little girl sweetly stated, “‘Cause Grandma said that when you
croak, we’re going to Florida!”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given