I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
A. Dumas
The great question… Which I have not been able to answer… Is, “What does
a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It’s called marriage.
James Holt McGavran
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second
one didn’t.
Patrick Murray
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it
once…
Anonymous
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given