[Since we did “Doctors” yesterday, it only seemed fair . . Did you hear
about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to
realize she wasn’t at work?]
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A NURSE IF…
You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark
alley.
Almost everything can seem humorous…eventually.
You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
You wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom.
You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital
is trying to call and ask you to work.
Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the
nicest restaurants.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if you say, “It’s
unusually quiet around here today”
Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you
..
You live by the motto “to be right is only half the battle, to convince the
doctor is more difficult.”
You’ve told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and
to holler if they need help.
You find yourself checking out other customer’s veins in grocery waiting
lines.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = given