Researchers have recently discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had
quite a few interesting relatives.
A grandfather that moved to Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A dizzy blonde aunt: Verti Gogh
A brother that worked at a convenience store: Stopen Gogh
A magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
A psychiatrist nephew: E. Gogh
A niece that danced in a mini-skirt: Go Gogh
A very obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
A sister with a small bladder: Gotta Gogh
A cousin that moved to Illinois: Chica Gogh
A niece that moved to Mexico: Ami Gogh
A second cousin that drove a stagecoach: Wells Far Gogh
A bird-watching uncle: Flamin Gogh
His wife that no one even knew he had, because she’s been traveling around
the USA for years: Winnie Bay Gogh
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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