Over dinner, five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients on
the operating table.
The first surgeon said, “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responded, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon added, “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
“You know,” the fourth surgeon chimed in, “I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. Most have no guts, no hearts, and
no spines, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”