Read about a church that put on a circus to attract people and had a clown
“preach”. Here are some reasons we may forgo the trend and not have a clown
preacher:
They force people to smile too early in the morning.
It’s hard to say with dignity, “The sermon today will be given by Brother
Umpa-Doody.”
Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under pew cushions.
Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime.
Many Baptists do not recognize seltzer water baptism as valid.
Dribble glasses used during the communion service could lead to a large
dry-cleaning tab.
We’d have to pay janitors extra to get all of the silly string off the
ceiling.
The kids would pop their balloons during closing prayer.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”