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07/31/08 Grif.Net – More “Headlines”

07/31/08 Grif.Net – More “Headlines”

[We all know that corduroy pillowcases make headlines, but here are some
reported REAL headlines from 2007]

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Summer Heat Wave Linked to Temperatures

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

~~ ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY’S QUIZ

But when they rate “duos” (cartoon characters linked together) they came up
with a totally different list. They are not necessarily husband/wife, of
course.

GOOD GUESSES from Grif.Net readers:
Mickey & Minnie Mouse
Roadrunner & Wiley Coyote
Sylvester Cat & Tweety Bird
Tom & Jerry
Batman & Robin
Garfield & Odie
Heckle & Jeckle
Wile E Coyote & Road Runner
Fred & Wilma Flintstone
Cozmo & Wanda
Spongebob & Patrick
Mickey & Minnie
Dora & Boots

Drumrolll . . And the top 5 are
5. Charlie Brown and Snoopy
4. Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
3. Beavis and Butt-Head
2. Rocky and Bulwinkle
1. Homer and Bart Simpson

~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”