[Roger forwarded this odd collection of bumper stickers]
Have The Body Of A God – Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
Over…
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the
Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Honk if You’ve Never Seen an AK47 Fired from a Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Grow your own dope – plant a man
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Politicians and Diapers both need to be changed, and for the Same Reason
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”