[Dave said his wife forwarded this to him. Wonder why??]
WOMEN’S REVENGE
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his
wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and
wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”
He addressed the man, “Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s
Pillsbury, isn’t it?
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men.”
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece . .
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”