[Phone rings]
– Super Duper computer store. May I help you?
“Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a
computer.”
– Mac?
“No, the name’s Bob.”
– Your computer?
“I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.”
– Mac?
“I told you, my name’s Bob.”
– What about Windows?
“Why? Do you think my den is a little stuffy?”
– Do you want a computer with Windows?
“I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?”
– Wallpaper.
“Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.”
– Software for Windows?
“Dumb clerks.” [click]
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”