Five Boy Friends in My life by Maxine (famous cartoon senior citizen)
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I rush to see John.
After that, Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of
my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Itis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He
doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to
joint.
After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life! Five boyfriends. Well, maybe six . .
After all, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”