[Jim in Ohio forward these short, pointed sentences that express a wise or
clever observation or general truth]
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at
all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?
9. Money can’t buy happiness – but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than in a Neon.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.
Like this: It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
14. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
15. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden
Oldies!)
Bonus. After 50 if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”