MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707
after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones’ ad yesterday. It
should have read “One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask
for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M.”
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several
annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad
yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: “For sale — R.D. Jones has one
sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs.
Kelly who loves with him.”
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed
it. Don’t call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not
been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but
she quit!
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given