[Some additional suggested messages were supplied by Gene, Sue and others]
Hello this is the Psychic hotline answering machine. We knew you would call
and did not want to talk, that is why we did not answer. Now we think you
are smiling.
Hi this is an answering device, I am probably having supper or quality time
with my family. Please tell me when you are doing the same so that I can
interrupt you then.
Hello. We do not have a phone so can not call you back.
Hello. I do not speak English, so talk all you want; I won’t understand.
Hello this is the Jones answering machine, please give me your machine’s
number so that we can talk.
Hi. Obviously you have figured out that this is an answering machine, so it
should be no great leap of knowledge to understand that if this is a sales
call, we will not call you back even if you do leave a message.
Hello. You have reached my answering machine. If you are selling insurance I
get mine from a local agent; if siding, that comes from Home Depot; Windows
also. I invest with people I know, not a voice over the phone. House is paid
for, and do not want to support the local peace officers association as I
have too many tickets to feel good about that. Please press 1 if you wish to
hear more rejections.
Hello – you have reached Bob’s answering machine. This month all callers are
asked to support my local charity. Your donation of 100 dollars or more is
appreciated. Please make your checks out to “Bob”
Good day. For English, press 1. If you do not understand English, please
press 2 and hang up until you do.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given