One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine. Snow White stayed
home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw
that there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst.
Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs
had survived.
“Hello, hello,” she called. “Can anyone hear me? Hello.” For quite a
while there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White called again, “Hello.
Is anyone down there?”
Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from
deep in the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary.”
Snow White, somewhat relieved, exclaimed, “Oh, thank goodness! At least
Dopey is still alive.”
[feel free to change the name of Giuliani, Thompson, Obama, McCain, etc, and
poke fun at the candidate of your choice!!]
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given