Limericks are an odd sort of humor to begin with, but I found these two to
be exceedingly clever (and odd) word plays:
A flea and fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea let us fly.
Said the fly let us flee.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”
Have any more?
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given