“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
-Winston Churchill
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
-Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
-Mark Twain
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.”
-Jack E. Leonard
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.”
-Thomas Brackett Reed
“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent
hard work, he overcame them.”
-James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
-Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
-Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…for support rather
than illumination.”
-Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
-Billy Wilder
“Forgive me for shaking your hand with my left; I eat with the other one.”
-Dr. Goodword
“There is only one thing you mustn’t miss in Casper – the flight out.”
-Anonymous
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given