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09/04/07 Grif.Net – More Class A Insults?

09/04/07 Grif.Net – More Class A Insults?

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
-Winston Churchill

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
-Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
-Mark Twain

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.”
-Jack E. Leonard

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.”
-Thomas Brackett Reed

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent
hard work, he overcame them.”
-James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
-Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
-Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…for support rather
than illumination.”
-Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
-Billy Wilder

“Forgive me for shaking your hand with my left; I eat with the other one.”
-Dr. Goodword

“There is only one thing you mustn’t miss in Casper – the flight out.”
-Anonymous

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given