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09/03/07 Grif.Net – When Insults had Class

09/03/07 Grif.Net – When Insults had Class

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
-Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”
-Clarence Darrow

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading
it.”
-Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
-Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
-Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it.”
-Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
-Oscar Wilde

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
-Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
-John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
-Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”
-Samuel Johnson

“He had delusions of adequacy.”
-Walter Kerr

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given