“While childhood is the time of life when you make funny faces in the
mirror, it is Middle Age when the mirror gets even.”
“Middle age is…when you think all of your friends are showing their
age…but not you.”
“Middle Age is when I need my false teeth and my hearing aid before I can
ask where I’ve left my glasses.”
“They say life begins at forty – but so do lumbago, bad eyesight, arthritis,
and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.”
“We don’t want to say he’s past Middle Age, but we heard his blood type was
discontinued.”
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t
matter.”
“Middle age is when you buy some of that “Gingko” that’s supposed to improve
your memory, but then forget where you put it.”
And finally, “Middle age is when you don’t feel a day older than you did a
hundred years ago.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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