[Sorry if you don’t celebrate Passover. I grew up “multi” religious, with
some relatives being cultural Jews, others Catholic or Baptist. So learned
traditions and humor of this special week. Each day we’ll share an aspect
of the holiday that should bring a smile, even to the goyim out there.]
Fun Songs at Passover by Gary Teblum
I WILL NOT LET THEM GO (sung to the tune of “Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho”)
Oh no, Oh no
I will not let them go
I will not let the Jews go free
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no.
Oh No, Oh no.
I will not let them go
Your people will not leave this land
Oh no, Oh no.
FROGS (sung to the tune of “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah”)
Frogs on his nose now, Frogs in his hair
My oh my, There were frogs everywhere.
Plenty of jumping All round his bed
Pharaoh was feeling Frogs round his head.
Mister bullfrog on his shoulder
It’s the truth, It’s frightnin’
All these plagues are knuckle whitenin’.
Frogs on his toes now What do you say
Terrible feeling, Terrible day.
TEN PLAGUES OF PESACH (sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
For the first plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
A river that was all blood-y
For the second plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the third plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the fourth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the fifth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the sixth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Boils causing itching
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the seventh plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Hail big as golf balls
Boils causing itching
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the eighth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Tons of flying locusts
Hail big as golf balls
Boils causing itching
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the ninth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Days of pure darkness
Tons of flying locusts
Hail big as golf balls
Boils causing itching
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
For the tenth plague of Pesach, Pharaoh came to see
Death of the first born
Days of pure darkness
Tons of flying locusts
Hail big as golf balls
Boils causing itching
{Slow} Cows with disease {Pause}
Wild scary beasts
Big white lice
Green jumping frogs
And a river that was all blood-y
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given