[Bumper Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to vote on your choice]
Gravity – It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting
it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
My wife said “If you go hunting or fishing one more time I’m going to leave
you” …I’m sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today’s subliminal message is: ( )
Better half a slogan…
I never thought I’d miss Nixon.
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Stable relationships are for horses.
Your body would look good in my trunk.
Just say NO to negativity.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
Avoid alliterations always.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
I’m Canadian. It’s like being American, but without the gun.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given