[How many “trillions” in new taxes am I (and my grandchildren) going to pay
for a socialist America? It will get worse. So might as well laugh about
it instead of cry]
America is the land of opportunity. Everyone can become a taxpayer.
Q: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can’t we pay Congress
not to raise taxes?
It’s hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation.
Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to
pay through the nose.
Q: There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax.
A: Men and women.
Isn’t it appropriate that the month when the taxes are due begins with April
Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!”?
Did you ever notice? When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it
spells: “THEIRS.”
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get to keep $10 and they get
$40.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”