[Grif.Net readers have submitted more “I met a man . . . ” humor. Don’t
blame me.]
I met a man who needed to lose weight so he went to the hardware store to
buy a gallon of thinner.
I met a monkey who backed into a fan and cut off part of his tail. The
monkey said, “It won’t be long now.”
I met a farmer who was thought to be outstanding in his field.
I met a man with multiple personalities. The man said, “I thought I had a
problem, but we got over it.”
I met a Finn who joined a local rock and roll group to lose weight since his
doctor had suggested a Lap Band.
I met the relatives of the man who invented the Tazer gun at his funeral.
His unexpected death left the family stunned.
I met a man who was afraid he was getting amnesia, but his doctor kept
saying, “Ah, just forget it.”
I met Lady Godiva and asked why she was never arrested for her antics. She
replied, “They never could pin anything on me.”
I met a man who was extremely tired from his medicines. The doctor told him
to take the pills two nights running and skip the third night.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”