Wife to Husband: “I think the Pastor is on a diet. He kept mumbling about
being good low-carb Christians, and not partaking of the forbidden fruit.”
Assistant Pastor to Pastor: “It was tough to keep their attention during the
service, but you kept them awake. Many have yawned, but few are dozin’.”
Boy to Mother: “Pastor is NOT a man of the cloth. I saw him use the
electric hand dryer.”
Two little girls: “I know why the Reverend told us to do some sole
searching. I checked mine and found gum, tape and a squished bug. Gross.”
Youth Pastor to teens: “I have compiled a list of items you cannot bring on
the overnight camping trip. I’m calling them the Tent Commandments.”
Teen to Youth Pastor: “Are sins of omission the sins I should have committed
but didn’t?”
Son to his parents: “I am NOT going to church on Easter. Pastor is going to
throw eggs at all of us. He already said his message is ‘Take my yoke upon
you.'”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”