My cousin is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up. A few weeks
ago she and her husband were shopping and he bought her one of those fancy
drip electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.
The sales clerk carefully explained to her how everything worked. He
thought he was clear when he taught her how to plug it in, put in the water
and coffee/filter, set the timer, go to bed, and, upon rising, the coffee
would be ready.
A few weeks later she was back in the store and the clerk asked her how she
liked the coffee maker.
“Wonderful!” she replied. “However, there’s one thing I don’t understand.
Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”