The enormous success of VIAGRA has spurred the drug manufacturer to spawn a
whole line of drugs oriented towards IMPROVING MEN in today’s society.
Grif.Net readers may be among the first to read about 8 drugs currently
being tested:
DIRECTRA — a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 79% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared
to the control group of only 0.02%.
PROJECTRA — Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA — Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to
perform more child-care tasks – especially cleaning up spills and “little
accidents.”
COMPLIMENTRA — In clinical trials, 86% of middle-aged men administered this
drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to
see if its side-effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA — Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy
their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts for Valentine’s Day after taking
this drug. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period
longer than your favorites store’s return limit.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA — This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA — This complex drug converts men’s noxious intestinal gases back
into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
LIAGRA — This drug causes Democrat Cabinet Members who cheat on their
income taxes (or on their wives) to suddenly become honest. Will be
available in Regular-, Grand Jury- and Presidential-strength versions.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”