02/19/08 Grif.Net – February Pun o’the Month

02/19/08 Grif.Net – February Pun o’the Month

[My favorite speech teacher sent this baaaad one for your consideration . .

The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig, plowing into
an empty tollbooth and smashing it to pieces.

He climbed down from his truck and looked at the wreckage, not quite sure
what to do. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded
a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some
kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together.
In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and
good as new.

“Astonishing!” the truck driver said to the crew chief. “What was that white
stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?”

The crew chief said, “Oh that was tollgate booth paste.”

Dr Bob Griffin,
“Jesus knows me, this I love”