Okay. You forgot a gift, flowers, candy or a card. TAKE HER TO DINNER,
DUMMY! But be careful NOT to use lines like the following:
1. I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this
2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
2. People say I remind them of a TV star – you remember Eddie Haskell?
3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn’t hurt to
consider it.
5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on
the answering machine every hour.
6. I like clay. It’s mushy.
7. I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I
wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.
8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
9. I know you said you don’t eat anything with a face. But a good butcher
will cut that part off for you if you ask.
10. Its been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just
won’t be as smart as I am.
[Kay sent this note about what NOT to do from yesterday’s grif.net and said
her boyfriend “bought one of those HUGE valentine’s day cards and put it on
the windshield of my car in the parking lot at my office… on the outside
of the envelope in BIG letters (for the world to see) it said, HAPPY VD.”
Oh, my.]
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”