[Last year we sent some “Ponderisms” floating around the ‘net. Bob J
forwarded some more to help us start the New Year]
Why does a round pizza only come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated
Instead of just murdered?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop
laughing!