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Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
WWSD – What would Scooby do?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
Visualize Whirled Peas
If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer!
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
My dog can lick anyone!
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.
I’m supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and
those who don’t.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given